Ask the SOS Brigade!

We're the SOS Brigade, and we'd love to answer all your questions, especially if they concern aliens, time travelers, ESPers, sliders, or any other supernatural occurrences! If you're not interesting, don't bother asking! We're here, waiting!
-Brigade Chief Suzumiya Haruhi

It's very kind of you to stop by. If you'd like to ask any of us questions, you're very welcome to, although Suzumiya-san may want you to direct all your questions at her. The rest of us are here for you as well.
-Second in Command Koizumi Itsuki

Hello! I'd love to serve you tea o-or answer questions or anything you'd like me to do for you! Thank you so much for coming to see the SOS Brigade!
-Brigade Mascot Asahina Mikuru

Ask questions. They will be welcomed by the SOS Brigade. Thank you.
-Member Nagato Yuki

If you're going to spend all your time here, you're crazy. I guess now that I've set up this site, you might wanna use it to ask questions, but don't be forced into it, okay?
-Other: Kyon

((OOC: This is an ask___ blog, and you can ask any one of the Brigade members a question! This is more a writing ask___ blog. ^^))

((OOC: Hi again, everybody! I would personally love to thank you all for helping this blog reach 300 followers (I am staggered, sdkjfhkesjfnf). You guys are awesome and without you I would have probably just have been overflowing with excess Haruhi Suzumiya love with no one to share it with.

As promised, though I am right at the beginning of exam week, the askbox is now open again! ::cheers:: Prompts for little fics are welcome, as are questions for not just the SOS Brigade, but any and all minor characters that you can think of!

Thank you again! <3 You’re all wonderful)) 

Anonymous asked: Hey Haruhi, you seem to really like kids. Do you think you'll ever have kids of your own in the future?

Well, kids are really energetic and fun to play with! A lot of people my age think it’s ‘cooler’ to just sit back and pretend like nothing interests them, but little kids never feel the need to hide that, which makes everything a lot more interesting.

::shrugs:: I don’t know whether I’ll have kids! I guess, if I marry and we both feel like it, I’ll have them, or something. It would be a lot of work to take care of a little child, but I could definitely do it! ::smiles::

autisticchris asked: Dear Suzumiya-san, I just had a thought: When you have the group cosplay, it doesn't necessarily HAVE to be sexy, it could be totally awesome! Suzumiya-san could cosplay as Sengoku Basara's Date Masamune, Itsuki could be Sarutobi Sasuke, Kyon could be Katakura Kojūrō, Mikuru could be either Kasuga or Matsu, and Nagato-san could be Fūma Kotarō. Cool, right? XD

Haruhi: ::taps her chin:: Hmm…that sounds like a pretty cool idea! It’d have to be to promote the Brigade in some way, though, it’s gotta be public…maybe at a convention or something? No, wait! ::eyes light up:: We’ll do something like that at the “join-a-club-day” next year! It’ll attract all kinds of attention!

Anonymous asked: Master, I suspect that there is 99% chance that Itsuki Koizumi is the hottest male in the world and there is a 100% chance that Kyon is a troll. - Fi

Itsuki: ::laughs:: Well, now, isn’t this flattering?

Kyon: Where the hell does a video-game sword spirit thing get off calling me a troll?! 

thoughtentity asked: I'm sorry Haruhi, but I think that Nagato and Kyon should be a couple ♥

Haruhi: ::scowling:: Why would you feel the need to tell me?

Anonymous asked: Francesanon; Hey Haruhi chan i also know a wizard named Arthur Kirkland

Haruhi: You know a wizard?! ::excitedly:: Well, where is he? Bring him to the clubroom, Brigade Chief’s orders!

Anonymous asked: Yuki Nagato X Kyon X Haruhi Suzumiya = One True Threesome

Haruhi: If one more person asks something like this, heads will roll!

Anonymous asked: Haruhi, I found out something. Kyon is really a time traveling esper alien. He acts super dull and average so that no one suspects anything. I mean can anyone really be that dull and average!

Haruhi: No, that’s a stupid idea! I’ve met tons of people that are way more idiotic than Kyon is, and besides, I don’t think a time traveling esper alien is even a possible combination! Kyon is just a normal guy, don’t think otherwise. ::rolls eyes::

Anonymous asked: We know when you sleep, when you bathe, when you eat and when you are amazingly sexy (which is all the time). We are Koizumi's fangirls... :D KOIZUMI WE LOVE YOU~ <3 *Glomps Koizumi* ... and don't worry kyon, you have fangirls TOO! Oh There they are! *many fangirls running towards kyon* Better start running~ *snuggles into Koizumi's neck* hehehe~ <3 *kisses Koizumi* <3 <3

Itsuki: ::surprised, eyes wide:: Ah! I wasn’t aware that I had this sort of…following.

Kyon: ::gobsmacked:: Uh…they’re hanging all over you, man. What the hell is going on?

Itsuki: It would appear they’re coming for you as well. ::gestures with by nodding with his head at the oncoming fangirls, as his arms are taken up by his own fangirls::

Kyon: Holy - ::jaw drops:: Okay, I’m making a run for it.

Itsuki: Best of luck to you, my friend.

Kyon: Yeah, you too! ::calls over his shoulder as he sprints in the opposite direction:: 

Anonymous asked: Hey Haruhi! Since you obviously like Kyon, and Kyon obviously likes both you and Mikuru, and you enjoy playing with Mikuru too, are you, Kyon, and Mikuru going to have a 3-way?

Haruhi: What the hell kind of a question is this?! Don’t you think that could be pretty personal? Besides, none of us are involved in any sort of relationship and I think it’s pretty obvious that none of us want to be, so this question is invalid anyway!